Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
be right there i have to get my cape
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
that may or may not have been my penis.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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