tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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