it wasn't lemon gatorade
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize