Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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