she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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