I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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