butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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