I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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