so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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