Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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