Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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