You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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