My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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