he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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