last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
