I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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