your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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