Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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