How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
me + whiskey = a bad person
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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