someone threw a dead crab at me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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