Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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