yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
there is glitter all over my balls
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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