I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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