I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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