i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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