Barsexuality is the new black.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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