it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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