That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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