hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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