if only i could text you this smell
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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