you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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