HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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