Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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