I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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