Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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