How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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