dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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