Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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