If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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