I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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