dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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