Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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