Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I could fuck to npr.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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