Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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