whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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