This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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