So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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