i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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