my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Your penis caused this!
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