Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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