And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think people are normalizing furries
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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