Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Bang-toberfest begins!!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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