It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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