I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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