big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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