OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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