Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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