That's intense
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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