North Korea, Best Korea!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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