If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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